I have got a boner for Christmas
Mend up your stocking hole
Cause this lump aint made of coal
I have got a boner for Christmas
Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
You be the turkey and Imthe stuffing
I have got a boner for Christmas
Singin joy to the world
To each and every girl
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh
Go
Oooh, oooh, ooooh
Yeah
Oooh, oooh, ooooh
Hang up your christmas stockin
And let me put my cock in
I have got a boner for Christmas
All year youve been in a rut
This time lets do it in the butt
I have got a boner for Christmas
Singing joy to the world.
Each and every girl.
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh.
I have got a boner
O-oooh
For Christmas
